Top 6 Men You Find Yourself Attracted To In Law School.

It's a "dog eat dog" world they say. Well....Nah. Not Really. It's more like a "man eats woman" kind of world. The kind where, not only are we competing for an animalistic fervor to mate with each other, but for a spot as head canine. Put them together and what do you get: Law School.

Women often find themselves alone and neglected by the world of men. Especially in law school. Whether they find themselves alone because they came alone or in the middle of their law school careers, they were left by their significant other, or the significant other is far away. It doesn't matter. Most of us are alone whether we admit to it or not. So often, we resort to what futile resources are available for our emotional survival. So whether under undue influence, duress, or some form of insanity, we have decided that the following men were somehow attractive, the fact of the matter stands that: we DID.

The following are the top 6 men that you find yourself attracted to in law school (for some reason or another):

The "Safe 'then' Sorry" Guy

This is usually the guy that you attracted to usually because its okay to be. He's nice, sociable, level-headed, not too smart, not too dumb, not too handsome, not too ugly, but you usually only think he's attractive if you've had a couple. So you regret giving him your number at that one party because the next day he calls you when you're sober and although at the time it felt "Safe" now you're "Sorry". Cause let's face it. You can do better.

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The Shy Guy

This is the guy that is socially awkward, probably a virgin, and somehow the fact that he probably can't even get someone to go out for coffee with him is attractive to you because his loneliness trumps yours. And that's comforting. To know that someone actually needs saving more than YOU do. And that you can actually be the person to save him? Amazing.

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The Subway

I call him the subway because everyone's taken a ride on him. Not because they wanted to, but because he was convenient, fast, and they needed him. And he was always there. He's attractive because the fact that everyone recommends him makes him that much more intriguing.

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The Ex

Invariably, the loneliness strikes at the midnight hours of the night. when that cell phone opens its wide jaws and its fangs glisten neon colored numbers. "Call" the phone growls. Its at moments like these when psychosis somehow takes over and you really miss an ex and somehow he becomes much more attractive to you than any nearby male that your mind can even perceive. Its sad, but it happens. And usually you end up calling. And usually, the result is a voicemail. Twice. ok. Maybe three times.

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The Professor

Pretty self-explanatory. The professor is attractive because you finally found someone who knows more than you do. Or perhaps he doesn't but at least he's pretty damn good at pretending he does, and that's attractive enough.

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The Enemy

This one's a kicker. Kind of hard to understand, but its that guy that you hate and he hates you too. So the feeling is mutual, but hate is a lot like love. And besides the fact that he's pictured impregnating you about a million times and you've pictured a house with ten children with him, in reality, you would both light each other's faces on fire quicker than that couple in War of the Roses. Why? Because you're both smart, good-looking, and are competition. But that's attractive.

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